embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(Reblogged from oibek)

eyeballfarts:

rapper name: 2friendz

(Reblogged from toodle-dee)

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(Reblogged from oibek)

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

no dream is too bird with leek???

(Reblogged from woob)
(Reblogged from toodle-dee)
(Reblogged from no-soup-in-the-benz)

7am waking up in the morning

which is 3 hours earlier than i’ve been getting up for the past month kill me

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

call you super glue because you help hold me together

(Source: straighthater)

(Reblogged from stagefour)

I need to like, go outside or something.

Anonymous said: hypothetical scenario. you are masturbating to gay porn and you have a heart attack. do you: 1- call 000 and survive but everyone finds out about this situation or 2- clear your browser history and clean up the mess then call 000 but you have 50% chance of survival but noone will find out about your situation. Choose wisely brah

I don’t think anyone I actually care about would mind if I were into gay porn.